It's just like the Real World with babies
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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