turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
