we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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