She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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