We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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