Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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