I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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