Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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