I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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