He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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