Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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