6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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