More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They took my balls.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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