Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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