so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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