i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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