i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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