im having a threesome with these popsicles
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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