You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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