I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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