just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I accidentally had phone sex last night
This girl is more easily done than said...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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