If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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