areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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