All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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