Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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