Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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