I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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