Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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