I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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