yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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