I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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