I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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