Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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