whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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