she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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