That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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