Sober January is a disaster.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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