guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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