He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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