Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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