He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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