Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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