Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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