I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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