ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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