Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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