ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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