you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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