I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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