i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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