your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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