butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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