have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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