I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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